Everything Right

When everything's wrong after you've done everything right, check out www.authorsdozen.com and all your troubles will disappear. I'm on crutches and can't use my right leg for six weeks at least and also I'm bald now. Like, Kobe bald. It's cool, I'm cool, sometimes I pet my own head now and put stickers on it. I called locks of love and told them I threw all my hair in the friiiiiiging garbage. More like losers of love lolololol #BLM never thought I'd see a president gas peaceful protesters and still keep the support of the NRA, boy you guys were really cool with looting and rioting when Cliven Bundy did it in a cowboy hat, maybe Lil Nas X had the right idea or maybe X got kicked off of the Country top 100 for the same reason George Floyd got kicked out of the 'allowed to breathe' club and if you don't know what I'm talking about it's probably got something to do with the fact that the last black person you listened to was Candice Owens and only because she was talking about how much she hates black people for not slurping up her disingenuous fairweather pedagogy from the ironically named liberal startup Degree180, girl's so good at bending over backwards for a white crowd she should join Cirque du Soleil Political commentators see your opinion as a commodity and they'll say anything to make you feel good about what you believe even though their rhetoric alienates you from everyone you love and drives you further and further into their arms like some kind of parasocial scientologist. New civil war will be laurel vs. yanny, Bush did 7/11 aaaaaaaand post